hi, I'm…

Mr Flocky

I live here rent-free and I'm never leaving.

I am the official shadow of this household. My daily duties include high-speed summer fly chasing, thorough cardboard box inspections, and claiming the best seat in every room. I run a tight ship, and I demand cuddles to keep morale high. Come say hello.

born 15 Sep 2025 rent · £0 always watching you
Mr Flocky
the boss
Flocky as a kittenday one
Flocky nowin charge now
the story so far

Born on 15 September 2025, Mr Flocky officially claimed his territory just over a month later on 20 October. He arrived as a fearless void wrapped in a cherry-print blanket, sporting a bell collar that was comically large. He started small, but his bravery was massive.

Today, Mr Flocky has fully grown into his role as Chief Household Inspector. Flocky makes it his personal mission to be right in the middle of absolutely everything. He trails you from room to room to ensure operations are running smoothly, and he will expertly steal your seat the exact second you stand up.

When summer hits, he transforms into an elite, high-speed fly hunter. For the rest of the year, he is perfectly content to oversee the house and cash in his daily cuddle tax. Yes, he is always watching, but we wouldn't have it any other way.

a few of my favourite things

Things I love

My food

"The one I scream for at 6am."

I'll trip you on the stairs for this. 10/10, no notes.

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My treats

"Say the word and I'm yours. Briefly."

Currency of the realm. I'll love you for exactly as long as they last.

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My toys

"Flies in summer, boxes all year."

I chase flies and chew every box I find. Buy me real toys too — I'll allow it.

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My bed

"My throne. Also everywhere else."

Officially where I sleep. Unofficially: your lap, the clean laundry, and wherever you're sitting.

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caught on camera

Photos of me

playtime
garden patrol
box: defeated
in the way
cuddle time
the stare